putt putt penguin

letterblox

jigsawce

hover kart

hit machine

gemmers

balloono

draw my thing

blockles

ballracer

dinglepop

Learn from the master

fmylife:

Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to “caress” my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

if only i thought of it ><

fmylife:

Today, my mom was really mad at me and I was driving her to the grocery store. So as she was coming out, I decided to be a good daughter and drive right up to the door so she doesn’t have to walk to the car. I ran her over. FML

jerkin, so new its old lol… (i still learned how 2 though… just incase its cool)

Note 2 self

fmylife:

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

lmao i didnt know you could do that